How to Get A Boyfriend’s Privacy Policy

Ok, I’ve been told that I need a privacy policy so here it is: I won’t  share anything you tell me without your permission. Likewise I sincerely promise that if you email me I won’t sell your email address or use it in any way that you would assume I shouldn’t. I do reserve the right, however, to use your email address to reply to any emails you send me or reply to you in the way you would naturally expect me to. If you don’t want me to reply to your question I suggest not including your email address. If it’s really mean or uses poor grammatical structure I do reserve the right to yell in my home office about the poor use of grammar. Bye!

I guess I should also © 2017 Debra Bradigan